blind jousting

There are a plethora of activities one can carry out whilst cruising around town on your bicycle. I am constantly amused by the ladies wearing face shades that look like the wearer is a fully qualified welder. In my brief survey of other things you can do while BMXing in Hiroshima, I came up with this short list:

• chat with your co-cyclists
  
• smoke cigarettes
• send email from your moblie phone
  
• call your friend to ask if they are waiting for you somewhere else
• navigate your way with the moving map GPS in your phone
• hog the shade while you wait beside the pedestrian crossing
  
• film the action as you ride
  
• use your umbrella to shield from the rain or to practice jousting (works best with a transparent plastic umbrella)
• never eat, but drinking McDonald's Coke is okay
  
• dink your friends
• wear high heels on your way to work

The list goes on... Any suggestions for testing are welcome.